Hot Hat Roast

As we go to press it still isn't possible to make full sense out of the Red Hat IPO. But we can report that the folks at Prosthetic Monkey Consulting (http://www.prosthetic-monkey.com) have used some expert Python to wring maximum irony out of Red Hat's instant billions, through a Web instrument called the Red Hat Wealth Monitor (http://prosthetic-monkey.com/RHWM/).

"If you use this information to flame Red Hat, then you're misusing it," writes Kendall G. Clark, the author of the site. Better to lightly roast the company, which the RHWM site does rather well. To wit —


Category Amount
Red Hat Market Capitalization $4,599,090,594
RH Market Capitalization created by The Community $4,015,006,088
Your contribution $803,001

Who's benefitting the most?

Shareholder Number of Shares Present Value
Shares Set Aside for The Community 800,000 $55,050,000
Max Set Aside Shares Per Developer 400 $27,525
Bob Young 9,081,826 $624,943,151
Marc Ewing 9,088,476 $625,400,754
Frank Batten, Jr. 15,005,888 $1,032,592,668
William Kaiser 8,723,866 $600,311,029
Greylock IX Limited Partnership 8,723,866 $600,311,029
Benchmark Capital 5,815,910 $400,207,306
Intel 3,005,058 $206,785,553
Matthew Szulik 2,736,248 $188,288,065
Eric Hahn 171,522 $11,802,857


Credit where due. "We've obviously stolen Phil Greenspun's idea for the Bill Gates Wealth Clock (http://www.webho.com/WealthClock) and applied it to Red Hat," Clark writes. "We share Phil's opinion about Bill Gates, but we're not anti-Red Hat. We just want to see them spreading some of their newfound wealth — which is not equal to their market capitalization — around to those who helped them acquire it; particularly in the form of R & D funds to The Community."

We might add that on this same day (August 23rd), The Bill Gates Wealth Clock put the man's worth at $97.6121 billion. That sum, however, was recently reduced by a chunk of change given to The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, making it, at $17.1 billion, the largest charitable foundation in the United States.

So just how much did Mr. Bill give? Try $6 billion. Or, by today's reckoning, just a few hundred million more than one Red Hat.

— DS