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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

engineers never lie; we just approximate the truth.

this .sig no verb

Windows 2001: "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that."

Eggs don't grow on trees

Blessed is him who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

Someone had to put all that chaos there!

Linux just happens to be one of the best forking kernels out there.

Stupidity should be painful.

Wouldn't 1/0 approach infinity?

militant agnostic: i don't know, and you don't know either.