We were negoting with the Pentagon. We had a blue screen of death. That was the last straw.
When you're holding the Moon for ransom, you value stability in an application.
Linux gives us the power we need to crush those who oppose us.
It's compatible with our orbiting brain lasers.
I've got a beowulf cluster of atomic supermen.
I have more friends now.
Genetically engtineered cyber-goats.
Henchmen with bad teeth.
Gorgeous fembots with a penchant for evil.
I mean, Linux runs on anything.
I'm all about open source.
Just chaned my love life
You've got to config it.
And then yoiu have to write a spome shell scripts
Update your rpms
yoiu habe to artition your drives
and patch your kernel.
Compile your binaries
Check your version dependencies. probably do that aonece or twidce
It's just so easy. And so simp[le I don't know why everyone doesn't run Linux.
Thank god they don', or then they would all be supervillians, wouldn't they? Heh heh.
I'm Steve, and I'm a supervillian.